"No one else can do that, believe me."

MARALAGO—Former President Donald Trump has unveiled a new product he claims will solve high gas prices: a $1,000 MAGA OBD2 Plug. This "high-tech" device, designed to plug into a vehicle’s OBD2 port, promises an astounding 100 miles per gallon (MPG), making it an attractive option for gullible drivers frustrated by rising fuel costs.

“We’ve got the best technology, folks, and it’s going to save Americans a lot of money at the pump,” Trump said during the product launch. “This little plug, the MAGA Plug, it’s going to make your car run smarter, more efficiently, and give you 100 MPG. No one else can do that, believe me.”

According to the former president, the plug is part of a larger effort to push back against what he calls the “Biden gas crisis.” Trump blames the current administration’s energy policies for skyrocketing gas prices and sees this product as a game-changer for everyday Americans. “We’re taking power back, from the Democrats, from everyone who wants to keep you paying high prices,” he declared. “Dirty Democrats will tell you it’s junk, but let me tell you—this is NOT junk! How could it be junk? It’s all about putting America first!”

Despite skepticism from experts, Trump maintains that the MAGA OBD2 Plug can deliver. “The media will try to tell you it’s impossible, but we’ve tested this in the greatest cars—Elon’s Teslas. It works, and it’s going to make a huge difference,” he insisted. “Thousands of people are already lining up to buy it because they know I keep my promises.”

The $1,000 price tag may raise eyebrows, but Trump argues it’s an investment. “You’ll make that money back in no time with how much you save on gas. It’s a no-brainer,” he said. “America deserves better!”